“local women in your area looking for sex” yea ok thanks web ad i already dug a bunker into the hills how the hell else am i supposed to hide any better
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via thegoatking)
