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Max. Philadelphia.

I’m at the Chinese restaurant and there’s a bum inside of the place smoking a black and mild

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via mexicangovernment)

bootykage:

porshastewart:

literally 20% of u smoke weed on a daily basis so dont talk about ā€œ4/20ā€ if u didnt know what it meant until your older sibling explained it to uā€¦

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tf do this mean

(via hypnotiq)